Picture this: You’re at the market with your dad, aka the Negotiation Ninja 🥋, who never met a price tag he didn’t side-eye 👀. While he channels his inner Liam Neeson with a “particular set of skills,” you’re over here pretending to be Gen Z by posting everything on Snapchat, praying for a teleportation feature. Meanwhile, your dad is in full-on Mortal Kombat mode, slicing prices like they’re onions 🏷️🥷. All you can do is smile awkwardly and hope nobody you know shows up to witness this masterclass in cringe comedy. 🙈