In a world where every story’s been told, and originality seems as rare as a WiFi signal at a music festival, we turn to Hollywood’s trusty fallback: the “retired hitman dilemma” 🕴️🔫. Because who doesn’t love a good existential crisis wrapped in caffeine and bulletproof vest? ☕🛡️ Just sprinkle in some cryptic flashbacks and obligatory dog sidekick, and voilà! 💥🐶 It’s like the avocado toast of plotlines – overdone, but we keep ordering it! 🥑🍞
