So, you boot up Geoguessr, fingers crossed for a stroll past Big Ben or a selfie in front of the Eiffel Tower. Instead, you’re “enjoying” an intense staring contest with goats in a field somewhere 😂🐐. Thanks, Geoguessr, for the virtual vacation to Nowheresville, Population: You. Guess I’ll just pretend I’m in Narnia and wait for Aslan to show up 🦁✨.