In today’s episode of “How to Befriend Your Accountant and Alienate the IRS,” we’ve got a meme-worthy maneuver: summoning tax loopholes so ancient, even Gandalf is taking notes. 🧙‍♂️✨ Feeling like the Dr. Strange of deductions? Just don’t portal-hop too far; the IRS still has Snapchat. 👻📉