So there you are, scrolling Instagram when you see it: a serene Buddha, inked up like he’s fresh from a Coachella after-party. 🕉️✨ Is that a sleeve of mandalas or a secret map to Nirvana? Either way, Buddha just went full influencer mode, folks! #TattooGoals 🤣

Ah, the perilous journey of Google Translate tattoos! 😅 You thought you were inking “eternal love,” but ended up with “hearty chicken noodle.” 🥣❤️ Don’t worry, you’ve now become the ultimate soup-erstar of the BuzzFeed quiz circuit: “Is Your Tattoo A Broth Or A Bae?” 😂✨