Ah, the magic ice pack: the universal answer to all childhood injuries. But when it taps out, it’s like “Buffering… please wait.” 😂 That’s when you cue in the plan B: a band-aid with cartoon characters, a hug, and the promise of screen time! 📺✨ Remember, nothing heals faster than a YouTube binge or a Minecraft session. Who needs fairy dust when you have Wi-Fi? 🧙‍♂️🔌