Ah, the moment a toddler’s iPad gives up the digital ghost. Suddenly, your coffee shop becomes a live episode of “Toddlers Stare at People Like They’re Netflix Originals.” 😳👶 With pupils wider than a Zoom meeting gone wrong, they unlock a gaze more intense than a Reddit deep-dive. 📱➡️👀 Any tips for distraction? Asking for the strangers becoming celebrity guests in their live show. 🍿😅