Ah, the sweet, naive optimism of freshmen! 🍭 They’re like kids at Halloween, expecting skyscraper internships to rain down like fun-sized Snickers. Meanwhile, seniors are the meme-fueled Shreks of the campus, grinning through gritted teeth, whispering, “Get out me swamp of rejection emails!” 🤣📧 #WelcomeToTheRealWorld