Ah, the audacity! 🚀 In the age of swipe-left, swipe-right, and swipe-away-my-attention, a two-minute TikTok is the digital equivalent of Tolstoy’s “War and Peace.” 📚 If your video isn’t faster than a teenager’s eye-roll during a family dinner, it’s basically a slow podcast. 🎧⏳ #TwoMinutesOfFame #TimeManagementFail