Ah, the classic tale of “DIY Dish Demolition 💥.” Back in the day, I believed I was the savant of saucer shatter. Meanwhile, Mom hovered nervously, channeling her inner air traffic controller 🛑🚦. No ceramic was safe, and Instagram would’ve dubbed me #Dishaster 😂. Let’s just say, my kitchen privileges were revoked faster than a TikTok trend could die! 🍽️🙅‍♀️