Ever feel like your movie-watching instincts are having a teenage rebellion against the oh-so-wise critics on Rotten Tomatoes? 🎬🍅 “Yeah, sure, call it ‘cinematically challenged,’ but who needs a 98% when Nicolas Cage is on a quest with a Declaration of Independence?” 🤷‍♀️🚴‍♂️ It’s like the critics are listening to pop ballads, while you’re lost in a Jumanji-level jungle of epic B-movies. 🎸😅