Anne Had her way (Hathaway) with me

The caption is tabloid fatigue: the crush turns out awful, so you open a new search. The still is Kiryu from Like a Dragon — grey jacket, blue room, another man slumped at the same desk.

Why Kiryu

He always looks like the night got longer. That face is “fine, we do the work again,” which is funnier than a crying template for a parasocial breakup.